Friday, December 21, 2012

email from Lawrance Ratnam, DNR (Do not resuscitate)




DNR - Do not resuscitate

Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about
life...
In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I told her : Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on
machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you
to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much
rather die'.

My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me
and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the
Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar
and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin, vodka & the beer in the fridge...

I ALMOST DIED!!

Moral:

1. Think about what you wish for..
2. The female brain works on a different wavelength from the male's

 

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