life...
In-between,
we talked about the idea of living or dying.
I told her : Never
let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on
machines
and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want
you
to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive,
I'd much
rather die'.
My wife got up from the sofa with this
real look of admiration towards me
and proceeded to disconnect the
TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the
Computer, the Cell Phone, the
iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar
and threw away all my
whisky, rum, gin, vodka & the beer in the fridge...
I
ALMOST DIED!!
Moral:
1. Think about what you wish
for..
2. The female brain works on a different wavelength from the
male's
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