Monday, October 7, 2013

Musings - email grom Gallege de Silva.


Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'
Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..
- Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
- George Burns


Santa Claus has the right idea.
Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain


By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates


I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx


My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .
- Joe Namath

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope


I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..
- W. C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers


Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill


Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..
- Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal


And the cardiologist's diet: -' If it tastes good spit it out.'

Sunday, October 6, 2013

REMOVING GALLSTONES NATURALLY - forwarded by jksw

REMOVING GALLSTONES NATURALLY
Hi,
I received this from a friend and would like to share this useful
information with you.
Olive oil and Grapefruit juice show positive results-unbelievable.western
Doctors never recommend this method.
REMOVING GALLSTONES NATURALLY
This will be definitely a good piece of info if it can help people.
This is a useful piece of information that you may have not received before.
This is true and it works. You can 'google' Dr Lai C hiu-Nan to find out
more about her and the feedbacks of this treatment.
ps. as always, spread the good things
Pictures first, explanation and procedure follows:
1. Liver
2. C common Bile Duct
3. Gallstones
4. Gallbladder
REMOVING GALLSTONES NATURALLY
by Dr Lai C hiu-Nan
It has worked for many. If it works for you please pass on the good news. C
hiu Nan is not charging for it, so we should make it free for everyone. Your
reward is when someone, through your word of mouth, benefits from the
regime. Gallstones may not be everyone's concern. But they should be because
we all have them. Moreover, gallstones may lead to cancer. " C ancer is
never the first illness," C hiu Nan points out. "Usually, there are a lot of
other problems leading to cancer.
In my research in C hina , I came across some materials which say that
people with cancer usually have stones. We all have gallstones. It's a
matter of big or small, many or few.
One of the symp tom s of gallstones is a feeling of bloatedness after a
heavy meal. You feel like you can't digest the food. If it gets more
serious, you feel pain in the liver area." So if you think you have
gallstones, C hiu Nan offers the following method to remove them naturally.
The treatment is also good for those with a weak liver, because the liver
and gallbladder are closely linked.
Regimen:
1. For the first five days, take four glasses of apple juice every day. Or
eat four or five apples, whichever you prefer. Apple juice softens the
gallstones. During the five days, eat normally.
2.. On the sixth day, take no dinner.
3. At 6 PM, take a teaspoon of Epsom salt (magnesium sulphate) with a glass
of warm water..
4. At 8 PM, repeat the same. Magnesium sulphate opens the gallbladder ducts.
5. At 10 PM, take half cup olive oil (or sesame oil) with half cup fresh
lemon juice. Mix it well and drink it. The oil lubricates the stones to ease
their passage..
PS. 1cup=250ml, ? cup lemon juice=3 lemons (aprox.)
The next morning, you will find green stones in your stools. "Usually they
float," C hiu Nan notes. "You might want to count them. I have had people
who passes 40, 50 or up to 100 stones. Very many."
"Even if you don't have any symptoms of gallstones, you still might have
some. It's always good to give your gall bladder a clean-up now and then..
PASS THIS AND YOU MAY HELP OTHERS!

Sinhala Youth From Australia Who Taught English to Tamil Schoolchildren in Jaffna - email from jksw

Old Boys of St John's College Jaffna] - 


The parents of this young boy should be commended.


Please refer attachment . It's worth circulating to our Alumni .

I received this just now from my friend in Sydney . I don't know why Rev Gnanaponrajah did not make any mention of this good natured young man during his visit recently.

Tuline

 
Sinhala Youth From Australia Who Taught English to Tamil Schoolchildren in Jaffna
  

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Gorilla reunion - email jksw

Beautiful footage - Gorilla Reunion! Amazing....You've got to see it, to believe!!
 




   
  



SHORT VIDEO: Gorilla Reunion! Amazing -  "Absolutely beautiful" Africa


YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS GORILLA!
Just click on: Absolutely beautiful 



World's best Islands - "Sri Lanka #2" National Geographic - email fromjksw



Sri Lanka was ranked second in the World's best Islands by National Geography described as "exotic". 


Friday, October 4, 2013

Vintage photos of Ceylon - email from Sujeeva Rathnayake

Dear Phiip.
A relative of our's sent these photographs to me. I thought they may interest you. The only one that interests me is of "Jamis appu" who is supposed to have wanted to cut down the Sri Mahabodhi" in  July 1929. Have you heard of this? ? a schizophrenic with a voice telling him to cut the tree down?
Regards
Sujiva

Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2013 10:02:09 +0530
Subject: Vintage photo Part 01.pdf
From: athulacaterersinfo@gmail.com
To: kumari57@live.com

Do patients need to know they are terminally ill?