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QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

 email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?  Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have?  How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?  Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?  Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway... Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?  Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?  Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four  billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles  for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that sofas are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the  vacuum one more chance?  Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light  fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?  In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my  FAVOURITE......... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Woody Allen's wish

I wish…

Woody Allen’s wish!

jksw

Cooking oil

email from JKS Weerasekera

VERY IMPORTANT HEALTH INFORMATION.

There is an huge volume of imported dangerous recycled cooking oil in circulation now.

How to determine if a cooking oil is recycled oil.

"Place your cooking oil in the fridge for about 2 hours, if there is whitish bubbles or foaming, you know then it is made from recycled oil waste materials.

We need to spread the news to our loved ones.

The simple test : Put a clove of garlic when frying vegetables, if the garlic turns red, that means the toxic level of recycled oil is very high. Garlic will remain white if the oil is of good quality. Doctors have stressed that if all recipients of this messages forward the same, we will help restore someone's health! 
Please spread the good news, do not leave the message in the box.

I have not done the garlic test.

But this message can be misleading. Good coconut oil freezing point turns solid as it cools even to 25 degrees C. All co’oil in supermarkets 24 C  should be seen white.

jksw