Friday, January 23, 2015

Reservations at the Jetwing Beach, Negombo, Sri Lanka.

The hotel Jetwing Blue where we are having the 1960 entrants Batch get together on 13th June 2015 is fully booked. Any of you who missed this can book for rooms at the Jetwing Beach, the adjoining Hotel.
The rates quoted for bed & breakfast was:-
Double room - 13,929/=
Triple room - 16,400/=

Details of the hotel are given below:-

Jetwing Beach Ethukala, Negombo Tel: +94 (0) 31 2273500 Fax: +94 (0) 31 2273555 E-Mail: resv.beach@jetwinghotels.com Website: www.jetwinghotels.com/jetwingbeach.


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That stiff Upper Lip

email from Asoka Dissanayake

After some time into the journey on a train from London to Manchester , an Australian man unable to bear the silence any longer, takes the unprovoked initiative of conversation by introducing himself to his fellow travellers, and soon starts berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are
 so stuffy. You set yourselves apart with your self-belief of superiority. You pronounce yourself above the rest of us with your stiff upper lip. Look at me...I'm Australian! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, even some Aborigine blood, ......and I'm proud of it. What do you say to that ?"

The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"

and the upper lip remained very stiff..!!

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Bookings for the Batch get together of the 1960 Medical Entrants, 13th June, 2015, Negombo, Sri Lanka..

Jetwing Blue is now fully booked up. Please request if alternate accommodation is available at Jetwing Beach the adjoining hotel, from the address below.
If you have already booked at Jetwing Blue please ignore this.

Another alternative is to travel from Colombo for the event. You can use the Katunayaka expressway from Colombo to come for the day event. Come early and stay late.

The organising committee is not handling bookings at hotels. You have to do these yourselves.

ASHAN RANASINGHE
Senior Sales Executive (Corporate Sales) - Jetwing Hotels Ltd. 
ashan@jetwinghotels.com
T: +94 11 2345700 ext: 1329  F: +94 11 2345730  M: +94 774750908

Specialists.

email from Lesley Sirimanne



A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient's throat. 

Sorry, said the doctor. You're outside my specialty now.
You should see a laryngologist.

By the time the unfortunate victim got to the laryngologist, the tooth had worked it's way much further down.
The laryngologist examined the man. Sorry, he said You're outside my specialty now. You should see a gastroenterologist.

The gastroenterologist X-rayed the patient. Sorry, said the doctor, the tooth has traveled into your lower intestines. You should see an enterologist.

The enterologist took some X rays. Sorry, the tooth isn't there. It must have gone down farther. You should see a proctologist.

Our patient is now on the proctologist's examining table, in the proper elbow-knee position. The doctor has inserted a proctoscope and is looking through it. Good heavens, man ! You've got a tooth up there !

You should see a dentist

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