Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Give person gun & he robs bank. Give person a bank & he robs everyone

email from Gallege De Silva

Robbers entered a bank in a small town.

One of them shouted: "Don't move! The money belongs to the bank.
Your lives belong to you.”
Immediately all the people in the bank laid on the floor quietly and without panic.

(This is an example of how the correct wording of a sentence can make everyone change their view of the world.)

One woman laid on the floor in a provocative manner.
The robber approached her saying, " Ma'am, this is a robbery not a rape. Please behave accordingly."

(This is an example of how to behave professionally, and focus on the goal.)

While running from the bank, the youngest robber (who had a college degree) said to the oldest robber (who had barely finished elementary school), "Hey, maybe we should count how much we stole."
The older man replied:
"Don’t be stupid. It's a lot of money so let's wait for the news on TV to find out how much money was taken from the bank."

(This is an example of how life experience is more important than a degree.)

After the robbery, the manager of the bank said to his accountant, "Let's call the cops and tell them how much has been stolen."
“Wait,”, said the accountant, "before we do that, let's add the $800,000 we took for ourselves a few months ago and just say that it was stolen as part of today’s robbery."

(This is an example of taking advantage of an opportunity.)

The following day, it was reported in the news that the bank was robbed of $3 million.
The robbers then counted the money, but they found only $1 million so they started to grumble.
"We risked our lives for $1 million, while the bank's management robbed two million dollars without blinking?
Maybe its better to learn how to work the system, instead of being a simple robber."

(This is an example of how knowledge can be more useful than power.)


 Give  person  gun & he  robs  bank. Give  person a bank & he  robs everyone.

Flight 2015 - Boarding.

email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

Flight 2015-READY TO BOARD



The Boarding on Flight 2015 has been announced. Please note the following:
-       Your luggage from 2014, should only contain the best memories and lessons from your failure (if any)
-       The bad and sad moments should be left in the garbage.......
-       The duration of the flight will be 12 months. Kindly fasten your seat belts.
-       Our stop-overs to take on board, components of: Health, Love, Joy, Harmony, Tolerance, Patience, Yielding, Empathy, Morality, Humanity, Well-being and Peace.
-       We will skip Attitude, grudge, backbiting, sad and unhappy destinations.
-       Final destination will be Wealth-of Peace,Joy&-Happiness.
-       The captain offers you the following menu to be served during the flight.......
o   Cocktail  of Friendship
o   Supreme of Health
o   Granting of Prosperity
o   Bowl  of Good News
o   Salad of Success
o   Cake  of Happiness
All accompanied by bursts of laughter......
Wishing you and your family an enjoyable trip on board of flight 2015. 
 May the joy and hope of a Happy New Year fill your heart & home. May your lives be empowered, so, your light can dispel the darkness for betterment of all.

Have a blessed 2015.

Moral behavior among animals

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Thieves are using the iPod Nano as a Spy Camera to Steal PINs at ATMs.

India's got talent to show.

Please click on the web-link below with speakers on:-

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/fCMeqyYRyfc?rel=0

The new President, Sri Lanka.

email from dbdes

It looks
As if presidency has changed hands
Peacefully
And there is an opportunity
To continue the progressive work we have seen , and no reason that Maithripala, would not or cannot continue, improve on what he was a part of,
Correct all the errors that so many pointed out, abolish the exec presidency
Use all intellectual, affluent and all members
To sustain our status
As the most rapidly growin in SE or maybe entire Asia
And develop trade,
Increase opportunities
Create more opportunities, and millionaire and billionaires ( why not)
Let them invest , reinvest, create jobs and opportunities for others( increase the growth and development we can see clearly, and make it more uniform and not wasted in political, destructive rhetoric and wastefulness, divisive action.
We are just Ceylonese with new lankan name, need no division or divisive identity, but remain as ceylonese or Lankans, include 2 nd 3Rd 4 generation ceylonese living abroad, unaware of  their ability to contribute, enjoy or just be a part of all of us.
We are not bad, maybe downright great people to be associated with, if they get to understand all of us.
Let's be gracious, grateful, thankful to the old regimes, and develop more and with unity and gratitude for all opportunities afforded to all of us, by so many countries and our own people.
That's v easy
It's in our blood
Our culture and it's what we all are( though occasionally we deviate , but return to baseline, very fast)


Drbdes

Monday, January 12, 2015

Obituary - Dr. D.N. Atukorale, Dermatologist, Sri Lanka.



ATUKORALA - DR. D.N. Much loved husband of Anoja, loving father of Jayath and Uvini, father-in-law of Manjula, brother of Ajantha. Cortege leaves A.F. Raymonds Funeral Parlour for cremation at the General Cemetery Kanatte on Sunday 11th January at 4.30 p.m. 004500