'Olu Pipila' a performance to remember.

Lisa Ono - Olu Pipila TM.PPSX 5594K   Download

No enemies!

Subject: A Man With No Enemies

  Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad. "Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any," he replied gruffly. "Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands. "Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?" The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all them assholes" - and he calmly returned to his seat.

 

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Old Colombo, Sri Lanka.

Click on link below :-

http://www.island.lk/index.php?page_cat=article-details&page=article-details&code_title=37138

Bambalapitiya (Colombo-4), Sri Lanka

A wealth of information about old Bambalapitiya. 

Go to the bottom of the document to see many links to various things of interest of old Ceylon. Click on link below to get started.

http://colombofort.com/bambalapitiya.htm

Ostrich guarding its eggs - email from Piyusha Atapattu.

Do NOT try to touch my eggs, understood???     TERRIFIC!

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2nd International Scientific Congress & Reunion - CoMSAA

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Colombo Medical School Alumni Association

(CoMSAA)

2^nd International Scientific Congress

& Reunion

On

Sunday 08^th September 2013, 8 am - 5 pm

at

The Blue Water, Wadduwa

Inviting CoMSAA members, their families & friends to enjoy a day filled with fellowship, music, dancing, fun, games and academic exposition

Tickets      - Rs 2000.00        (Adults)                    - Rs 1000.00        (Children below 12 years) Special Deluxe Room Rates on 7th September 2013 for Alumni who wish to stay overnight Single         - B & B       Rs 7000 .00           - HB  Rs 9000.00 Double       - B & B       Rs 9000.00            - HB  Rs 13000.00

    Please confirm your participation before 15^th August 2013

Contact

Dr Piyusha Atapattu            - 0779501610   <piyushaatapattu@yahoo.com>

Dr Nalika Gunawardene     - 0776975402 <nalikaguna@hotmail.com>

Dr Deepa Wimalasena         - 0777236845 <deepawim@yahoo.com>

      ** New members can enrol at the registration desk **

New flyer.docx 116K   View   Download       A view of the get-together of 2012 - Click on the web-links below:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9OIXmqjPCQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qikpY5ZnyuM http://comsaa.blogspot.com/2012/09/benthota-beach-hotel-get-together-9th.html

The 'Chinese Stallion' - email from Edwin Kirubairatnam

A Chinese man in Soho took a prostitute to his flat and they started having sex.

Once he was done,he jumped out of the bed,ran to the window,took a deep breath then went under the bed and came out through the other side and started having sex with the girl again.

When he finished the 2nd time, he jumped off the bed went to the window,took a deep breath, went under the bed and came out from the other side then started having sex again..

He did this until the 8ths time. The girl was really impressed by his stamina.

After the 10th round she decided to try it for herself.

So she jumped off the bed, went to the window, took a deep breath, went under the bed and saw...................

9 Chinese men Hidden under the bed, naked.

She is currently recovering from shock