Moods - email from Nandana Wijeweera

One-Word Essays

Determination Excitement Security Contentment Curiosity Relating

Crash-landing a Boeing.- email from jksw

February 09, 2013 Pilot lands plane without its wheels.

Faced with a flight emergency, a Polish pilot pulled off a remarkable feat of airmanship that saved hundreds of lives and made its way into aviation history.  

Actual video shot inside the plane’s cabin show passengers in the moments before CaptTad Wrona made his incredible landing. Lester Holt of CNBC reports. 

Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbV58eY0MyM

Wisdom - email from Karals.

Some are as old as the hills which we seem or do not wish to see.

 

Better pensions too!! 






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Su Wong - email from jksw

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Please scroll down Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, The Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, But definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents... 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, So I think we will name him.... Are you ready for this? Scroll down.....................................  Sum Ting Wong You know you laughed and you are going to send this on!!!

Irishman jokes- email Sunil Liyanage

Sunil Liyanage	23:52 (7 hours ago)
to Sunil

Lost at Sea Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.  While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.  This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.  Simultaneously, the genie vanished.  Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted.  After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick!  Now we're going to have to pee in the boat! ************************************************************************************* You've Been Drinking Again An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.  The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.  So, the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on his face.  He tried to stand one more time; same result.  He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again.  So he decided to crawl the four blocks home.  Again, he fell flat on his face.  He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.  When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.  This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!" Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, "What makes you say that?" "The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."

Retirement - email from Karals

Pictures from a by-gone era.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "J. K. S. Weerasekera"
To: "J. K. S. Weerasekera"
Cc:
Date: Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:16:07 +0530
Subject: FW: Adding new pictures all the time...

Bygone era, Photos.

jksw

 
Subject: Adding new pictures all the time...

Added a few more in the past few days.

Just came across an extraordinary collection to work on - it will take many days! My assistant will be busy next week!

Please click here