Friday, March 15, 2013

Childhood pictures - email jksw

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The psychiatrist tells me this is probably where your problems all started !!



Thursday, March 14, 2013

Politics - email from Sunil Liyanage.



Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber~Plato

The problem with political jokes is they get elected~Henry Cate, VII

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office~Aesop

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these campaign speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven~Will Rogers

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ~Nikita Khrushchev

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates~Jay Leno

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country~Texas Guinan

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.~Gore Vidal

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians~Charles de Gaulle

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
Politics: [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"] ~Larry Hardiman

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks~Doug Larson

Don't vote, it only encourages them~Author Unknown

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators and congressmen~Will Rogers

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Ripe Bananas - email from Kamalini Kanapathyppillai.


 Subject:   Caution while selecting bananas 
   
Selling of forced ripened bananas is so true and becoming a common thing. How do we stop it?
I believe mangoes are also dipped in a chemical to stop getting rotten. Note how tasteless
they were this summer?
 

Caution when selecting bananas


At the rate of $1.99 – $6.99 per KG.
, death is being sold nowadays in our markets.

My request for everybody is to be vigilant.

Friends, we all love bananas and we eat a lot of them, but the bananas available in the market are forced ripe by dipping in water mixed with Carbide.

The consumption of these bananas is 100% sure to cause Cancer or some other infection in the stomach. Therefore, such type of bananas are to be avoided.
 

But, how does one recognize the bananas ripened with the help of Carbide? 

Bananas 
which are ripened naturally are dark yellow and have small black spots here and there on the bananas and thestalks are black.

Those which are forced ripe with Carbide are 
lemon yellow and their stalks are green and they are clear yellow without any black spots. 

Now, what is Carbide and how is it harmful?
Carbide is a chemical which if mixed with water, emits heat


The heat emitted by a closed tank mixed with Carbide is even more than that emitted by a LPG Cylinder - it can be used for Gas Cutting (which means the calorific value is so high that it can replace LPG gas).

In the same way, when the bunch of bananas are dipped in the water mixed with Carbide, the gas gets absorbed into the bananas and they get ripe.

However, the banana vendors are not that literate and so they do not know the exact proportion of Carbide to be used for a dozen of bananas.

As a result they end up using excess quantity of Carbide which gets absorbed into the bananas and ultimately enters our stomach.
 

Due to this excess use of Carbide, Tumours can be formed in our digestive system.


So, next time you purchase bananas, make sure you select the naturally ripened ones. 


Please pass it on to others in your mailing list.

 
 

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

IQ test - email from Lawrence Ratnam.


LawrenceRatnam@aol.com
22:34 (7 hours ago)
to lawrenceratnam
LAUGH AT BILL GATES AND HIS SCORE OF THREE JUST YET!!
This one is fun!! Think carefully. 
You are going to hate yourself over this. 
It scores automatically, too. 
Take this advice.... think before you answer. 
Click here: How Smart Are You?

Women losing weight in France - email jksw

Playboy Calendar, 1890 email jksw

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Sent: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 9:10 PM
Subject: PLAYBOY CALENDAR.....1890


 

Is Hugh Hefner THAT old?
FROM THE EPOCH OF OUR GREAT-GRANDPARENTS         PLAYBOY     MAGAZINE  -------   YEAR 1890  
Nice. There’s  meat in them thar bones!















PLAYBOY CALENDAR... 1890! 
   Notice--not one of them is less than a size 12-14!!!!
   Guess women looked better with meat on them