Sunday, March 10, 2013

Three Black Men - email from sjkw


3 Naked Black Men--(deserves a prize)



At the National Art Gallery , in Dublin Ireland , a Canadian couple were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three black men, totally naked, sitting on a park bench.

Two of the figures had black penises but the one in the middle, had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of the black man in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

“In fact,” he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.”

After the curator left, an Irish man approached the couple and said,“Would you like to know what the painting is really about?”

“Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?” asked the husband.

“Because I’m the guy who painted it.” he replied.

”In fact, there are no black men depicted at all. They’re just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."



Benefits of meditation - Forwarded by Kamalini Kanapathippillai.


Saturday, March 9, 2013

Friday, March 8, 2013

Examination by a Doctor - email from jksw


Subject: FW: Doctor examins woman!
Importance: High







Subject: Doctor's Examination 


Doctor, to a lady, during her examination,

"Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

Lady started taking off her clothes . . .

Doctor, stopping her,

"No! No! Please put your clothes back on.

JUST SHOW ME YOUR TONGUE!"






Queues, Sri Lankan style - email from Brahman Sivaprakasapillai


A new and innovative idea from Sri Lanka, why stand in a queue, when you can place your slippers in the queue and sit comfortably, till your turn comes up.
Only a Sri Lankan can think of it!!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Birds-of-Paradise Project - email from Daya Jayasinghe


Like no other place on earth . . . AMAZING PICTURES
ONLY NEW GUINEA HAS THESE BIRDS LIVING IN THE DEEP RAINFORESTS. IT
HAS TAKEN YEARS TO TRACK THESE BIRDS AND STUDY THEIR EXISTENCE, WHY DO
THEY ONLY EXIST IN NEW GUINEA AND NOWHERE ELSE?
Use Full Screen
click on below:

http://www.cornell.edu/video/?VideoID=2398