email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.
 Doctor:      
       
        "Please take off your
clothes."
Doctor:      
       
        "Please take off your
clothes." Dentist:      
              
"Now open wide and hold still "
Dentist:      
              
"Now open wide and hold still "  Veterinarian:
       
        "How's your pretty pussy
?"
Veterinarian:
       
        "How's your pretty pussy
?" Gardener:   
        "Want me to fertilize your bush
?"
Gardener:   
        "Want me to fertilize your bush
?" Lawyer:     
        "Let's go over section
69."
Lawyer:     
        "Let's go over section
69." Banker:      
       
        "If you withdraw too early you
lose interest."
Banker:      
       
        "If you withdraw too early you
lose interest." Chef:
       
       
        "Do you like it hot and
spicy.?"
Chef:
       
       
        "Do you like it hot and
spicy.?" Police:      
       
        "You don't need
protection."
Police:      
       
        "You don't need
protection." Army personnel:
      "Load. Aim. Fire."
Army personnel:
      "Load. Aim. Fire." Swimming instructor: "Go deeper."
Swimming instructor: "Go deeper." Gym trainer: 
        "Push harder".
Gym trainer: 
        "Push harder". Interior Decorator:   "Once it’s
done, you will love it."
Interior Decorator:   "Once it’s
done, you will love it." Telephone Guy :
       "Would you like it on the table or
against the wall !!
Telephone Guy :
       "Would you like it on the table or
against the wall !!
Teacher :      
       
        “Don't  worry, you can do it
all over again.”
 
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